Daily Contradictions

By. Eleven Something

Life in the Advertising Industry.


By Mr. Eleven Something.

The horror!! It was about 3.30am today that I was woken up by my cousin's private sexcapade conversation with his girlfriend. I tried to ignore it. I tried to fall back asleep but tak boleh ye. So there I was wide awake, unwillingly absorbing their lust fest. I wanted to say something but I'm afraid it would embarass him.

Aiya! I can be 'open-minded' but this just blew the door right out of its hinges man... very grafik ye! ahahahahah! I think I should make it a habit to shout "I"M AWAKE! I"M AWAKE!" everytime i bangun from sleep even when there's nobody around. Just to be on the safe side :P

So let it be known to anyone who reads this that I can be a light sleeper. Please do not let me be an unwilling 3rd party.

Thank you.

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