Tech Fix: Video Problems

By Mr. Eleven Something.

#1
Question: Help me Mr. Eleven Something! I've downloaded tons of movies, clips and porns of various file format and its driving my computer crazy!!!! How can i convert them all into 1 format. Pleaseeeee save meeeee.....!! - Distraught Geek

Mr. Eleven Something: Hello Distraught Geek, I'm gonna try to help you out here. Since you didn't mention about what format you want to convert it into, I'm just gonna play safe and recommend you what I personally use, TOTAL VIDEO CONVERTER. It is by far the most reliable video converter I had used. Trust me, I have used alot. Here's a basic intro from their official website. This software is reliable, fast and stable. It would help if you know your stuff about codec and shit. But all in all...Its a pretty much dummy proof. GET IT.

"E.M. Total Video Converter is a total solution for video conversion which supports reading, playing lots of video and audio formats and converting them to popular video formats. E.M. Total Video Converter includes a powerful media conversion engine internally so that you can convert media files with very fast speed."

#2
Question: Hey Dude, I got a abit of problem with a porn clip I had recently downloaded. the format is .wmv and I can't seem to scroll / drag through the video. The video opens up like normal and plays like normal but i cannot seem to jump from scene to scene. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with the goddamn video??! - Charlie USA

Mr. Eleven Something: Hi Charlie, I think this is god's way of punishing mortals for downloading fantastic pornos. Thankfully, there is a loophole in this punishment! Most likely the video you had downloaded has errors in it thus making the video unable to scroll / drag. If I'm not mistaken this is something to do with the indexing. And you can fix it by downloading VIDEO FIXER. I downloaded mine via torrent *cough *cough* *cracked version* *cough*. I'm not 100% sure if this is the best software out there, but it worked for me.

"Video Fixer repairs DivX, AVI, ASF, WMV, WMA, and RM files that cannot be played or dragged, that are not completely downloaded, or that are partly damaged or corrupted."